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Canine Cardio: Local Genius Unleashes Hilarious Invention of a Bicycle for Dogs

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In a world where the lines between innovation and eccentricity are often blurred, a local man has managed to pedal his way into the spotlight with an invention that’s barking up a whole new lane. Introducing the “Dogcycle” – a revolutionary contraption that promises to take your pooch for a spin while giving your legs…

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Woof Justice: Furry officer takes a paw-sitive bite out of crime in End!

admin2 years ago05 mins

A tail-wagging four-legged detective has joined the End police force and is proving that the long arm of the paw is just as effective as the long arm of the law! Move over, human officers! There’s a new sheriff in End, and this one has fur, floppy ears, and a bone to pick with criminals….

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