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The End Times – March 11, 2025 The city of End has proudly unveiled its latest public artwork—a towering bronze statue of local eccentric and self-proclaimed “visionary philosopher” Cedric Blott, best known for his lifelong campaign to make Tuesdays a public holiday and his invention of the self-buttering toast rack. The statue, which stands an…
The End Times – March 11, 2025 Residents of End have been experiencing the most unremarkable early spring weather in recorded history, with temperatures, rainfall, and sunshine levels all sitting squarely in the middle of long-term averages. Meteorologists confirm that, since records began, no spring has been quite so… average. Dr. Philip Weaver from the…
A tale as turbulent as the capricious waves of the sea has emerged from the depths of the Atlantic, narrating the harrowing maritime misadventure of intrepid End voyager Oliver Pennington. Amidst the expanse of the ocean, Pennington’s valiant pursuit of circumnavigating the globe not once, but twice, was abruptly halted by the unforgiving hand of…
In a curious turn of events that has sparked global debate, an unsettling assertion has emerged from across the seas, casting doubt upon the legacy of our esteemed late resident, Harold Feeder. It is with both bemusement and incredulity that we respond to the claims put forth by Hans Bimm of Germany, who challenges Harold’s…
In an age where information is both a guiding light and a driving force, we are pleased to introduce the newly minted End Times newsletter – a herald of insightful journalism that will navigate the currents of news, views, and reviews from End and its environs. With the expansion of our journalist roster, we embark…
”Markdown Mania in End: Who’s Rocking the Text Formatting Game?!” Step aside emojis and intricate formatting tools, because a sizzling trend is taking over the local End digital world: Markdown! Yes, you heard it right – Markdown, the underdog of text styling, is having a moment, and folks from all walks of life are jumping…
In what they are calling “a profound step toward shaping a more sustainable and resilient future”, the Wold Economic Forum (WEF) has opened in the picturesque town of Stow, England, claiming to not only catalyze global discussions on economic transformation but also to empower individuals and businesses alike to transition to a more sustainable and…
It was a wild night in End as Storm Betty roared through, leaving a trail of chaos in its wake. The good news? The town’s spirit remained unshaken, and the worst damage was a shed’s roof took flight in an unexpected rooftop ballet! With a nod to Mother Nature’s fury, End has once again proven…
The heart of End aches today as we bid farewell to a true gem of our community, Harold Feeder. A man of remarkable humility, unparalleled innovation, and a twinkle in his eye that could light up the night sky, Harold’s passing leaves a void that cannot be easily filled. As we gather to celebrate his…
In the realm of art, where tradition and innovation intersect, emerges a new luminary on the scene – Ragtoppp, a street artist poised to grace our pages with a weekly portfolio of sketches capturing the spirit of the people of End. With echoes of artistic masters like Bogdonavich, Yardley and Picasso resonating in his work,…