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Farmer from End confounds scientists with record-breaking crop of square watermelons

admin2 years ago04 mins

In an astonishing turn of events that has left both residents and experts scratching their heads, a local farmer in Harewood’s End has successfully grown a bumper crop of square watermelons. The discovery has sparked both amusement and confusion in equal measure, as the normally oval-shaped fruit now lines the farmer’s fields in neat rows…

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