Local news from End since 1065
In association with the Lake Endo Tourism Board Lake Endo has just played host to a jaw-dropping aquatic spectacle, as local fisherman Jack Waters reeled in a whopper of a fish that has the town buzzing with excitement! Talk about a fish tale that’s bound to make waves! Dubbed the “Endo Monster,” this finned behemoth…
As gales continue to sweep through the serene town of End, England, residents are grappling with what meteorologists are calling the rainiest and windiest weather ever recorded in the town’s history. The usually tranquil streets have been transformed into a battleground against the elements, leaving both locals and authorities amazed by the unprecedented conditions. According…
Farmers in the picturesque town of End, England, are celebrating a bumper damson harvest this year. The idyllic orchards, famous for their vibrant purple fruit, have yielded a record-breaking abundance, leaving farmers and residents alike in awe. John Thompson, a third-generation farmer, expressed his astonishment, stating, “I’ve never seen anything quite like this in all…
Introduction Local cafe Caffeine Haven has unveiled a truly unique and innovative drink that is taking the beverage world by storm. This new concoction, which combines unexpected flavors and utilizes groundbreaking techniques, is set to revolutionize the way we think about our favorite caffeine fix. The Birth of a Beverage Marvel Named “Flamingo Fusion,” this…
In a world where the lines between innovation and eccentricity are often blurred, a local man has managed to pedal his way into the spotlight with an invention that’s barking up a whole new lane. Introducing the “Dogcycle” – a revolutionary contraption that promises to take your pooch for a spin while giving your legs…
In an astonishing turn of events that has left both residents and experts scratching their heads, a local farmer in Harewood’s End has successfully grown a bumper crop of square watermelons. The discovery has sparked both amusement and confusion in equal measure, as the normally oval-shaped fruit now lines the farmer’s fields in neat rows…
A tail-wagging four-legged detective has joined the End police force and is proving that the long arm of the paw is just as effective as the long arm of the law! Move over, human officers! There’s a new sheriff in End, and this one has fur, floppy ears, and a bone to pick with criminals….
Agincourt square was yesterday abuzz with murmurs and whispers and the confusion of a thousand conversations as the residents of End tried to make sense of the strange happenings outside the Town Hall. ‘All I can say is something is up. Birds just know,’ commented Hazel Plank as she dashed through Agincourt Square trying to…
Many thanks to all the readers who have contacted us to convey their disgust at the cropping of the image that accompanied our Statue Competition article. We would like to assure you that this was automatic and not planned and we apologise for any offence caused. In particular, Mr D of Parkly Lane, if you…
Welcome to The End Times and thank you for visiting. We have been reporting on the goings-on in End – a town in England that has more than its fair share of goings-on – since 1065. Before that we ran the local carrier-pigeon news service and it was very exciting when a local archeology team…